WTH

1) Jim : I am thirteen year old.
Joe : But you were only six year old last year!
Jim : That's right!Six year old last year and seven year old this year! That makes thirteen year old
Joe : =.="

2) Man : Are you still looking for your lost pound coin,little boy?
Boy : No, my little brother found it.
Man : Then what are you looking for?
Boy : My little brother.

3) Teacher : Why are you late this morning?
Jack : Sir, I am late because I had stopped a fight.
Teacher : That's right, always be a peacemaker. How did you stop them?
Jack : I punched them both.

4) Mum : Where's the sponge I told you to buy?
Smiffy : I couldn't see a good one. They all had holes in them!

5) Teacher : The people of Poland are Poles; the people of Sweden,Swedes. Can you tell me what the people of Germany called?
Minnie : Yes, teacher. The people of Germany are Germs.